and came up with this

If you’re too lazy to look, my favourite part is this:

‘1.glaciers melting in the dead of night
2. and the superstars sucked into the Supermassive 

We’ll deal with this one line at a time…

1: this is a reference to the black-leather wearing clad dominatrix (supermassive black hole/whore) melting ice cubes onto Matt’s sensitive nipples. Note the hyperbole - calling the ice cubes glaciers due to their seemingly large size when compared to his small nipples. This also indicates how painfull the experience was for him.’