Day 28

Woke up to an empty house and laaaaaaahved it. Had a shower and Marko told me about his bruises from paintball and I laughed at him for it. Mum and Dad came home and I played with puppy and ate corned beef and cleaned up a bit and Mum went to work and Megan and Jason came over. Took puppy for a walk and he tried to kill Megan but then got over it. Megan made us run up the driveway and that killed me something serious. Had yummy pizza for dinner and Marko was drunkface and drunkfaced it up but then failed at replying. He then called me and laughed at inappropriate times. And then said ‘I’m lying on the grass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don’t know’. And then sent me a message apologising for being a dick. Good old drunkface. Family discussion on tiles and such and now I should go to bed because I have to get up in the morning to eat fresh bread and go to the pub for lunch but instead I’m going to watch some more Community. WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT.